Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Monday, 31 January 2011

AND WHEN I FELL ON THE FLOOR I DRANK MORE



Alcohol. All so cool. Mans best friend if he doesn’t have a dog.
If you’re not drinking you feel stupid, stiff, unable to communicate. Your efforts at sober dance moves makes you look like an ironing board dressed in evening wear…the fool that wouldn’t even be allowed on the plane.

Why do we do this? Why do we go out and give our hard earned wages to people pouring drinks that cost a lot less than to make than we’re paying, only to drink them out of flimsy plastic glasses? Not even the strong plastic ones like on British Airways aeroplanes but the shit flimsy ones they have on Ryan-Air or at lary nightclubs.

Remind me again.

We're getting intoxicated!

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH



All those days, those drug filled ways and you like the recess, someone to ease a life of excess. Chocolate milkshake, maybe to you I am a mistake. Hold onto my heart, go back to the start, all you have left is memories and a reminder you were never his.

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

#WEIRDGARMS



#inappropriategarms

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IMPROMPTU JLS CUSS SECTION





#NOGARMS >>>





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Pigeons in the pants..real life #weirdgarms

'Australian Customs has foiled a Melbourne man's attempt to strap smuggle two live pigeons to his legs and smuggle them from Dubai.

Customs officers took the 23-year-old aside while examining his luggage at Melbourne Airport on Sunday and found he was wearing tights with a live pigeon concealed in each leg.

He was also carrying two bird eggs, plant seeds and had several undeclared eggplants in his luggage.'

Yuh dun know

#weirdgarms

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

RAMPIN SHOP

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ESQUIZZLE.



Truly filthy.

Sunday, 19 December 2010

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY



Got her toes done up with the fingernails matchin.

MERRY CHRISTMAS



love ESQUEEZY.

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Monday, 29 November 2010

Monday, 22 November 2010

MANCHESTER TART

LIL MINAJ



I'M A VERY FREAKY GIRL. VERY FREAKY GIRL GIRL.

POOCHIE



You aint nothin but a poochie mama. Hood rat hood rat poochie mama.